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OYA MASELA KAZI YA KICHWA SI KUFUGA NYWELE!

Oyooo…niaje masela hapo kwa ndichi ya kitaa cha kati? Ama nini? Inakuwaje wanangu wa Roki Siti? Kitaa hii Bongo tambarare aisee arifu. Piga dauni ishu za mapolitiksi…sijui Ukawa wamejoiniana wakawa kitu kimoko. Basi barida! Chamsingi laifu la washkaji liwe bomba na pipo wainjoi. Hayo mengine…

Added by GLOBAL on October 30, 2014 at 3:00am — 2 Comments

MBUZI WANGU ATAWASAIDIA!

Yaani kuna sehemu nyingine ubingwa wake ni kujulikana kwa uchawi, yaani jamaa wanakuwa wachawi mpaka ukiambiwa unatakiwa kwenda huko kikazi haraka sana unaacha kazi. Ila kuna watu wanaamini uchawi mpaka wakisikia kuna sehemu kama hizo ndiyo kwanza wanaelekea huko kusafisha nyota, kuroga maadui zao, kutafuta…

Added by GLOBAL on October 29, 2014 at 10:09am — 1 Comment

OYA MASELA... SAILENTI MESEJI SENTI!

Oya masela inakuwaje hapo kwa fasi ya kitaa? Ama nini? Kipande hii mia arifu. Kama vipi tupige dauni mastori moo ya yule misi bomba wa mwaka huu na almasi ambaye alikula za uso pale Lidazi daadeki.

Kilinukaje? Unaleta nyodo kwa watoto wa mbwa? Utakula mayai viza fasta arifu.

Unamanya kwamba wanaokupaisha…

Added by GLOBAL on October 23, 2014 at 9:23am — 2 Comments

KATUNI

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RAHA NA KARAHA BIA YA SITA!

Kwa wanywaji wazuri wa bia, chupa ya kwanza huwa haileti hisia yoyote. Mnywaji humaliza chupa hiyo bila kuona matokeo yoyote zaidi ya kupoza koo. Na mara nyingi huwa mkimya, pengine huwa anasoma gazeti lake au kwa siku hizi anawasiliana na ndugu na jamaa kupitia simu yake.

Baada ya kumaliza chupa ya pili…

Added by GLOBAL on October 22, 2014 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 16, 2014 at 9:02am — 1 Comment

OYA MWANA JEMBE LA KIANGAZI HALIFAI MASIKA!

Masela inakuwa nini arifu? Kuna kwikwi? Haina kwere chaliiangu. Kipande hiyo mambo mpeto? Hapo kwa fasi ya griini siti Mbeya vipi? Mwanangu Mwaibale hapo eyapoti Songwe shwari? Hapa chuma kipo kamili yaani timu ya taifa hasaaa…barida! Kaa humu wewe upate udambwidambwi!

Ebana masela wangu kuna mchongo f’lani hivi naona kama unakozi mastresi kinomanoma kwa masistaduu. Ngoja nikunong’oneze wenyewe wasinisikie wakanimaindi bure au wakanipiga na kitu chenye ncha kali! Siku hizi wanao wapo…

Added by GLOBAL on October 16, 2014 at 3:30am — No Comments

BEBI KUNA MJINGA KANIGONGA!

Timbwili lililotokea juzi, ndiyo lile hasa linaloitwa nguo kuchanika. Maana zilianza ngumi za pande tatu. Ikawa hata haieleweki nani anamtandika nani, kutokana na mkasa mzima, sisi wananchi wema ililazimika tukae pembeni tumekodoa macho, tukiwa hatuelewi tufanye nini.

Sababu ya timbwili hili mimi kama…

Added by GLOBAL on October 15, 2014 at 4:30am — 3 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 14, 2014 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 9, 2014 at 8:57am — 1 Comment

OYA KAZI YA MOYO NI KUSUKUMA DAMU, KUPENDA NI KIHEREHERE CHAKO!

Niaje masela, vidume, maduu na mashori wa kitaa? Saluti kwenu na kwa makiksi wenu. Inakuwaje hapo kwa fasi ya moo tauni? Kipande hii ni mpango. Ama nini? Basi barida arifu.

Ebana eeh… hivi kuna uhusiano wowote wa jina la shori na uzuri wake? Aisee kwa eji yangu sijawahi kumingo na shori mbaya kwa maana ya…

Added by GLOBAL on October 9, 2014 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 8, 2014 at 8:52am — 2 Comments

MKE WANGU ANGEIKUTA ILE SIMU

Baada ya kupita miezi kadhaa bila ya kwenda kusali wala kumkumbuka Mungu jamaa yangu siku hiyo roho ikaanza kumsuta. Basi Jumamosi karudi nyumbani mapema akawa na mkewe wanaangalia TV mpaka mkewe akawa anashangaa na kumuuliza, “Vipi unaumwa?” Jamaa akajibu, “Hapana mimi mzima kabisa, ila tu nataka kulala mapema…

Added by GLOBAL on October 8, 2014 at 3:30am — 2 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 2, 2014 at 9:12am — No Comments

OYA MWANA NI MWENDO WA KUJIONGEZA!

Niaje… wanangu. Chuma nipo freshi ileile rede kukisanua. Si unainyaka hapa ndo tunapeana maujanja nini na nini? Hapo kwa mwanangu Ino tiiei vipi? Aisee ni kitambo sana hatujamiti. Si unajua tena mzazi nawu deizi hakuna kuremba ni mwendo wa kuzimeki ili baadaye kieleweke.

Ama nini! Kanyaga twende.

Ngoja…

Added by GLOBAL on October 2, 2014 at 4:30am — No Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 1, 2014 at 8:55am — No Comments

MUME MBABE ANAPOOMBA MSAADA

Kuna wanaume ambao mpaka leo wanadhani kwa akili zao fupi kuwa, kupiga wake zao ndiyo kuonyesha kuwa wao ndiyo wanaume wa ukweli. Juzi kati hapa kwetu jamaa mmoja mwenye akili fupi kidogo ambaye daima haoni tabu kumshushia mkewe kipondo yalimkuta makubwa maana wiki ya pili sasa bado anatembea huku…

Added by GLOBAL on October 1, 2014 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on September 30, 2014 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on September 25, 2014 at 9:06am — 1 Comment

EMSII WA MSIBA HAPIGIWI MAKOFI!

Niaje…niaje wanangu hapo kwa fasi ya kitaa? Ama nini? Kama mpo biyee basi mzuka machalii wangu.

Tudei bana ngoja tugonge stori za kitaani kwangu. Aisee pale kitaani kuna drama hatari. Weka mbali na majanki!

Ni hapa tu kwa fasi ya Sinza, Bongo tambarare wanangu kama vipi mnaweza kujisogeza kitaa hiki tuone…

Added by GLOBAL on September 25, 2014 at 4:00am — 3 Comments

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POLISI KUPAMBANA NA WANAHABARI, WAFUASI WA CHADEMA NANI ALAUMIWE?

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by maleka sakeha Oct 9. 1 Reply

Jeshi la Polisi likiwa na silaha pamoja na mbwa, Septemba 18, mwaka huu limepambana na wafuasi wa Chadema na wanahabari waliofika katika Makao Makuu ya Jeshi la Polisi jijini Dar kufuatilia tukio la Mwenyekiti wa Chadema Taifa, Freeman Mbowe…

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KIU YA WATANZANIA NI IPI, SERIKALI MBILI AU TATU?

Started by Global Publishers Ltd in Siasa. Last reply by ıznƃunɥɔW Sep 28. 23 Replies

Kitendawili kilichopo katika taifa leo kwa sasa ni juu ya serikali ngapi zinafaa kuelekea kupata Katiba Mpya, Serikali mbili au Serikali tatu?TOA MAONI YAKO HAPA!

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JUAN MATA KUTUA MANCHESTER UNITED ATASIADIA KULETA MATOKEO BORA BAADA YA TIMU KUSUASUA?

Started by GLOBAL in Burudani. Last reply by maleka sakeha Oct 9. 84 Replies

Juan Mata anataraji kutua Manchester United akitokea klabu ya Chelsea ya…

KUKAMATWA WATANZANIA NA MADAWA YA KULEVYA KILA MARA, TATIZO NI NINI?

Started by GLOBAL in Habari. Last reply by navarrohart Jun 8. 37 Replies

VITENDO VYA KUKAMATWA WATANZANIA NA MADAWA YA KULEVYA KWA SASA VIMEZOELEKA. KATIKA NCHI MBALIMBALI WATANZANIA WAMEKUWA WAKIKAMATWA KWA UBEBAJI WA MADAWA HAYO. JE, TATIZO NI NINI? NA NINI KIFANYIKE?

Tags: MARA, TATIZO, NI, NINI?, KILA

JESHI LA POLISI KUTOA MILIONI 100 KWA ATAKAYEWEZESHA KUPATIKANA WAHALIFU WANAOMWAGIA WATU TINDIKALI NI KWAMBA LIMESHINDWA KAZI?

Started by GLOBAL in Maisha. Last reply by anilahsan Jun 26. 72 Replies

Kamanda wa Jeshi la Polisi Kanda Maalumu ya Dar es Salaam.Jeshi la Polisi…

SIMBA SC WAMTUPIA VIRAGO JUMA KASEJA

Started by GLOBAL in Burudani. Last reply by Aicar Salewa May 23. 5 Replies

TIMU ya Simba SC leo imetangaza rasmi kuachana na mlinda mlango wake mahiri, Juma…

JE, NI SAHII KWA JESHI LA POLISI KULIPUA MABOMU WAKATI WANANCHI WAKIAGA MIILI YA WENZAO?

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by penina mwailunda Oct 17. 22 Replies

Juzi (Jumanne) polisi walilipua mabomu ya machozi kuwatawanya wafuasi wa Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA) waliokuwa wamekusanyika katika Viwanja vya Soweto jijini Arusha kwa ajili ya kuaga miili ya wenzao watatu waliopoteza maisha katika…

UKIMYA WA VYOMBO VYA DOLA KUTOA TAARIFA ZA MATUKIO YA MAUAJI NA UTEKAJI NI ISHARA KUWA WANAHUSIKA?

Started by GLOBAL in Habari. Last reply by LUPILYA GREGORY SIMON Dec 19, 2013. 7 Replies

Absalom Kibanda akiwa ICU.USIKU wa Jumanne ya Machi 5 kuamkia Machi…

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