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OYA MWANA USISHANGAE UKUBWA WA LORI, NAFASI YA DEREVA NI ILEILE!

Oya masela inakuwaje makachaa na maduu? Dah! Mko poa wanangu? Kitaa hii ni barida haina kwikwi mazee! Ama nini? Welikamu kwenye mastori moo ya kitaa watu wangu wa nguvu. Unakosaje sasa kumingo na baba la baba hapa kwa fasi ya jamvini? Kaa humu wewe uwe mjanja. Basi sawa!

Wanangu kuna ishu za kiloko dizaini…

Added by GLOBAL on February 26, 2015 at 4:00am — No Comments

WATOTO WANAPENDWA LAKINI NOMAA!

Kila mtu anapenda watoto wachanga. Hata jitu ambalo huwa mara nyingi halicheki na mtu liko siriaz wakati wote likikutana na katoto kachanga, utakuta linaanza kutabasamu, tena likibeba katoto kachanga utaona nalo linageuka kuwa litoto.

Utaona linaanza kuongea na mtoto mchanga lugha za ajabu kabisa utadhani…

Added by GLOBAL on February 25, 2015 at 8:59am — No Comments

WANA KAMA TATIZO NYOTA BONYEZENI RELI!

OYOOOO aje mabraza na masista? Kama kawa, kama dawa tunamiti wansi ageini katika kijiwe chetu na kubonga mastori ya tauni ama nini? Niaje masela wangu wa kipande cha TA mapenzi yalikozaliwa? Mko poa?

Veri sori kwa maraia mliofesi mbishe za mabomu ya hapa na pale kozi najua ni jinsi gani pipo…

Added by GLOBAL on February 19, 2015 at 3:30am — No Comments

KIZAAZAA SINZA MAKABURINI!

Timbwili lililotokea juzi, ndiyo lile hasa linaloitwa nguo kuchanika. Maana zilianza ngumi za pande tatu. Maana ikawa hata haieleweki nani anamtandika nani, na kutokana na mkasa mzima, sisi wananchi wema ililazimika tukae pembeni tumekodoa macho, huku hatuelewi kitu gani tufanye. Sababu ya timbwili hili mimi…

Added by GLOBAL on February 18, 2015 at 3:30am — No Comments

OYA MWANA KAMA MAUA PELEKEA NYUKI!

Oyooo…inakuwaje masela hapo kitaa cha kati? Ama nini? Kipande hii ni mzuksi kinoma. Tunakalisha ileile. Dah! Taimu inakatika fasta machalii. Yaani kufumba na kufumbua dheni tayari tunamingo tena hapa kwa fasi ya Mpeke kulisongesha. Karibuni jamvini makachaa wangu tufanye yetu.

Ebana ee…huu ni msimu wa malovee…

Added by GLOBAL on February 12, 2015 at 2:30am — No Comments

USHAWAHI KUKWEA PIPA?

Kupanda ndege siyo mchezo ndugu yangu, kwanza ukianza kufikiria katika ukoo wenu watu wangapi wamepanda, ni wachache unaweza hata kuwataja kwa majina na tarehe walizopanda.

Kuna wimbo wa kikwetu unamsifu jamaa mmoja toka kijijini kwetu aliyewahi kusafiri na ndege na kutua salama, na hii ni moja ya sifa…

Added by GLOBAL on February 11, 2015 at 5:30am — 2 Comments

CHEKA KIWIKIENDI JEHANAMU YA TANZANIA UMEME UNAKATIKAKATIKA

MTU mmoja alifariki na kwenda jehanamu.

Kufika huko akakuta kuna jehanamu tofautitofauti kwa kila nchi. Akaamua kuzunguka zunguka ili aweze kuipata jehanamu yenye maumivu kidogo zaidi.

Akaenda jehanamu ya Ujerumani. Akamwuliza mtu aliyemkuta mlangoni.

“Wanakufanyaje ukiingia humu?”

Akajibiwa: “Kwanza wanakuweka kwenye kiti cha umeme kwa saa moja, kisha wanakulaza kwenye kitanda cha misumari kwa saa moja nyingine. Kisha anakuja shetani wa Kijerumani anakucharaza bakora…

Added by GLOBAL on February 9, 2015 at 2:30am — No Comments

OYA UNGEKUWA NA UPUNGUFU WA DAMU NINGEKUONGEZEA LAKINI AKILI…

Inakuwaje masela wangu hapo kitaani? Ni mpango mzima makachaa? Kama vipi wanangu kitaa hii hapana kwikwi. Basi barida!

Tudei nina mizuka f’lani hivi so noo kumbwela. Hivi wanangu ukiona vichwa vinakula msoto hapo kwa fasi ya kitaa unadhani makachaa wanaweza kuwa na fyucha tamu au ndo kama hivyo mafisadi…

Added by GLOBAL on February 5, 2015 at 3:00am — No Comments

REST IN PEACE JANUARI 2015

Shikamoo Januari, kwa heri Januari, tangulia Januari. Nakumbuka sana siku ulipoingia, tulikuwa nje tunakusubiri kwa hamu, na ulipofika tukaripuka kwa furaha kubwa, tukapiga miluzi, madebe, na kukumbatiana, bila kujali umemkumbatia nani, mimi mwenyewe kwa mara ya kwanza nilimkumbatia mama…

Added by GLOBAL on February 4, 2015 at 1:30am — No Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on January 29, 2015 at 9:30am — No Comments

OYA MWANA KAMWE MKAA HAUOSHWI!

Niaje…niaje masela wangu? Kitaa hiyo kwa fasi ya kati barida? Mitikasi vipi wana? Kama freshi basi ndo mpango mzima! Ama nini? Basi mzuka kwa wingi chaliiangu.

Karibu jamvini mazee nikusanue ishu bee za kitaa. Machalii hivi laifu mnalionaje kwa saidi yenu? Kipande hii ni fulu mastresi na bado sisomeki aisee…

Added by GLOBAL on January 29, 2015 at 2:30am — No Comments

NAENDA ZANGU CHINA KUANZISHA BONGO TEL!

Nataka kuhamia Uchina, kule fursa nyingi kuliko hapa, nawashangaa hawa Wachina eti wanatoka kwao kuja kusaka fursa hapa, siyo kwamba hakuna fursa huku, bali huku watu wana roho ngumu, wakiona umetengeneza fursa watahakikisha wanakufanyia roho mbaya au wanahakikisha wamekutapeli kisha wakucheke.

Unajua…

Added by GLOBAL on January 28, 2015 at 3:00am — No Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on January 22, 2015 at 8:30am — No Comments

OYA MWANA, NGUVU HUNA MKWANJA HUNA..HATA MKWARA?

Saluti kwa wanangu wote tunaochekiana kwa mafoni deile kupeana madini ya kuwalisha masela. Inakuwaje kwa kitaa hiyo ya bee machalii? Ni mpango mzima? Selaa huku kwa fasi ya tauni Bongo tambarare watu tunakabana makoo ileile. Ilimradi tu mwisho wa dei vichwa visomeke. Ama nini? Kaa humu wewe uwe mjanja…

Added by GLOBAL on January 22, 2015 at 3:00am — No Comments

CHEKA NA KITIME WALLAH NTAMTIA MTU NGEU!

Nasema ntamtia mtu ngeu, naonya tena ntamzaba mtu makofi ya kelb, kama hamuyajui makofi hayo, endeleeni na mambo yenu hayo. Mi staki mchezo nawaambia, ntamkung’uta mtu vichwa vinne au vitano vya harakaharaka mpaka achanganyikiwe, na chondechonde serikali isiingilie, mi ni mlipa kodi mzuri na akitokea mtu anataka kunikwaza, ni jukumu la serikali kunipa ruksa nimshughulikie maana kuna watu wanaudhi sana!

Halafu unajua mimi niliwahi kuchanjia muku nilipokuwa mdogo, na sijawahi kuitumia,…

Added by GLOBAL on January 21, 2015 at 2:00am — No Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on January 15, 2015 at 9:00am — No Comments

OYA MWANAUME, HUU MWEZI DUME JIKAZE KIUME!

Mambo vipi wakubwa? Inakuwaje wazazi hapo kwa fasi ya kitaa ya kati? Saidi hii ni mpango mzima. Unataka mambo matamtamu? Kaa humu wewe uwe mjanja. Mimi si ndo mjanja wenu? Basi barida. Ama nini?

Ebana mambo ya mapanya rodi sijui mapaka rodi hebu tuyapige dauni tusiwape kiki kiivo. Zaidi ya hapo…

Added by GLOBAL on January 15, 2015 at 2:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on January 14, 2015 at 9:00am — 2 Comments

USHAMBA NI USHAMBA TU!

Haya ngoja niseme najua wataanza kunifuata na mawe wanikong’ote lakini nasema  na kuanzia kesho navaa helmet hata kwenye daladala, mawe yao hayawezi kunidhuru.

Kuna ishu inanichekeshaga sana, utaona mtu anaiga mambo anayafanya kusudi aonekane naye kaendelea kama wazungu, kumbe kwa wenye akili kama mimi…

Added by GLOBAL on January 14, 2015 at 2:30am — No Comments

OYAA PANYA ROAD, MNAJUA MNATUZINGUA WANA!

NI kwa blesi za Saa God makachaa tunamiti wansi ageini katika kijiwe chetu cha kujipa maraha, ama nini? Najua kitu cha mwezi dume, apecha alolo ndo kinasogea kwa mbaliii. Makidi wanataka kwenda skonga, fulu kutaka mazagazaga ya skuli nini na nini, shigidishida!

Mbaya zaidi wao hawajui kama jua…

Added by GLOBAL on January 8, 2015 at 6:30am — No Comments

NI SUPERMARKET GANI BORA KULIKO ZOTE KATI YA HIZI? NA KWA NINI? TOA MAONI YAKO!
  

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ONGEZEKO LA VITENDO VYA UKAHABA NCHINI TANZANIA BILA UDHIBITI WA MAMLAKA HUSIKA, JE UFANYWE UJASILIAMALI?

Started by sebastian yordan luhanga in Maisha Jan 9. 0 Replies

naleta mjadala huu kwenu, kuhusu ongezeko la kutisha la vitendo vya ukahaba nchini kwetu, mbaya zaidi ni kwa vijana wadogo na wengine ni wasomi na wenye uwezo wa kifedha, cha ajabu mamlaka husika ni kama zimefumba macho na kuweka pamba masikioni na…

JE? WAYAJUA MADHARA YA UTABIRI WA MATUKIO HAZARANI KATIKA USALAMA WA NCHI?

Started by daniel paul in Siasa Jan 9. 0 Replies

JE? WAYAJUA MADHARA YA UTABIRI WA MATUKIO HAZARANI KATIKA USALAMA WA NCHI?NDOTO ZA URAISI katika kitu cha kustaajabisha, na cha kushangaza, Utakubaliana na mimi kua kumeibuka tabia ya watu na baadhi viongozi tena wengine wa nyazifa za uwaziri KUTOA…

MIUNDO MBINU TANZANIA

Started by Elibahati DAVID AKYOO in Siasa Jan 6. 0 Replies

Watanzania wenzangu, naomba nisaidiwe hili jambo ambalo limekuwa sugu hapa nchi,kila ikifika kipindi cha uchaguzi barabara zinaanza kuchimbwa hasa vijijini na maeneo ya nje ya miji,je, hii ni aina nyingine ya rushwa au ninini?na kama ni aina…

OKWI ANAIGHARIMU SIMBA, VIONGOZI WAMUANGALIA KWA JICHO LA TATU

Started by Erick Angelo in Soka Jan 6. 0 Replies

Hakuna haja tena ya kufichana, Okwi anaifanya Simba kama timu ya bonanza!!Lakini ajue Simba imeshindwa kuwavumilia kina Kwizera, Mbiyavanga, Gervais Kago, Ssentongo n.k yawezekana hawa wote walikuwa wana viwango kuzidi Okwi wakati wanatua…

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TETESI: BARAZA JIPYA LA MAWAZIRI HILI HAPA

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by maleka sakeha Jan 5. 4 Replies

Katika hali ambayo haikutarajiwa, rais Kikwete amefanya mabadiliko makubwa katika baraza lake la mawaziri. Mabadiliko hayo ambayo yatatangazwa kesho jioni yamewatupilia mbali watuhumiwa wa ufisadi sambamba na wazembe katika utendaji.  Waliotupwa…

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POLISI KUPAMBANA NA WANAHABARI, WAFUASI WA CHADEMA NANI ALAUMIWE?

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by maleka sakeha Jan 5. 17 Replies

Jeshi la Polisi likiwa na silaha pamoja na mbwa, Septemba 18, mwaka huu limepambana na wafuasi wa Chadema na wanahabari waliofika katika Makao Makuu ya Jeshi la Polisi jijini Dar kufuatilia tukio la Mwenyekiti wa Chadema Taifa, Freeman Mbowe…

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KIU YA WATANZANIA NI IPI, SERIKALI MBILI AU TATU?

Started by Global Publishers Ltd in Siasa. Last reply by lee chong wei Dec 28, 2014. 31 Replies

Kitendawili kilichopo katika taifa leo kwa sasa ni juu ya serikali ngapi zinafaa kuelekea kupata Katiba Mpya, Serikali mbili au Serikali tatu?TOA MAONI YAKO HAPA!

Tags: katiba, siasa

JUAN MATA KUTUA MANCHESTER UNITED ATASIADIA KULETA MATOKEO BORA BAADA YA TIMU KUSUASUA?

Started by GLOBAL in Burudani. Last reply by damarr Jan 29. 89 Replies

Juan Mata anataraji kutua Manchester United akitokea klabu ya Chelsea ya…

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