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OYA MASELA TULIENI…KURUKARUKA ZIACHIE POPKONI!

Yere…yere masela inakuwa nini pale kati? Kwani kuna problemu? Kitaa hii ni mpeto wanangu hakuna kusebenza kozi hapa vumbi tu. Ukifuata nyayo tunatembea na fagio tunazifuta. Kitaa hiyo kwa fasi ya Roki Siti barida? Kama vipi mzuka tu makiksi wangu.

Wanangu deizi zinakrosi kama hazina…

Added by GLOBAL on November 20, 2014 at 3:00am — No Comments

MGANGA TOKA NAIJERIA

Ni kiasi cha mwezi sasa toka jamaa yangu  aachwe na bebi wake laivu bila taarifa wala kosa lolote. Aise alichanganyikiwa, maana alijifungia ndani kama wiki hivi, kazima simu uso ukamvimba kwa kulia.

Lakini ndiyo hivyo tena hatimaye akaanza taratibu kuzoea, akawa anaweza kupitisha saa nzima bila kulia.…

Added by GLOBAL on November 19, 2014 at 2:00am — No Comments

OYA SHORI TABASAMU... KULIALIA IACHIE KENGELE!

Oya masela inakuwaje hapo kwa kitaa yako. Kwani kuna mizinguo? Ama nini? Kama barida basi freshi chaliiangu.

Dah! Makachaa prezidaa wetu Jei Kei alikuwa na mzinguo f’lani wa kiafya bati wana wa Obamalendi wakafanya manuva akakaa mahali yake na wote tuseme dhenki yuu Godi kwa kumfanya awe fiti. Tumpe pole…

Added by GLOBAL on November 13, 2014 at 4:00am — 2 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on November 12, 2014 at 8:42am — No Comments

SWAGA ZILIKUWA ZAMANI BWANA!

Maendeleo yameua swaga nakwambia. Watu siku hizi wanajidaiii eti wana swaga, aa wapi! swaga zilikuwa zamani bwana. Enzi hizo za redio moja, mtu ukitoka kijijini na kuweza kuja kukaa mjini hata wiki moja tu, ukirudi unajikuta wewe ndiye mjanja wa kijijini, na kama ulibahatika kuja jiji la Dar es Salaam, basi watu…

Added by GLOBAL on November 12, 2014 at 3:30am — 4 Comments

MIE TENA MICHANGO YA HARUSI, HAPANA!

BAADA ya matukio ya harusi ya Jumamosi iliyopita natoa onyo ole wake atakayeniomba mchango wa harusi, sitaki utani. Labda kwanza nikueleze jinsi tulivyopata misukosuko sana kwenye uchangiaji wa ile harusi, maana siku hizi hakuna pa kukimbilia, kila asubuhi unaamshwa saa kumi na mbili na meseji…

Added by GLOBAL on November 5, 2014 at 3:30am — 2 Comments

OYA MASELA KAZI YA KICHWA SI KUFUGA NYWELE!

Oyooo…niaje masela hapo kwa ndichi ya kitaa cha kati? Ama nini? Inakuwaje wanangu wa Roki Siti? Kitaa hii Bongo tambarare aisee arifu. Piga dauni ishu za mapolitiksi…sijui Ukawa wamejoiniana wakawa kitu kimoko. Basi barida! Chamsingi laifu la washkaji liwe bomba na pipo wainjoi. Hayo mengine…

Added by GLOBAL on October 30, 2014 at 3:00am — 2 Comments

MBUZI WANGU ATAWASAIDIA!

Yaani kuna sehemu nyingine ubingwa wake ni kujulikana kwa uchawi, yaani jamaa wanakuwa wachawi mpaka ukiambiwa unatakiwa kwenda huko kikazi haraka sana unaacha kazi. Ila kuna watu wanaamini uchawi mpaka wakisikia kuna sehemu kama hizo ndiyo kwanza wanaelekea huko kusafisha nyota, kuroga maadui zao, kutafuta…

Added by GLOBAL on October 29, 2014 at 10:09am — 1 Comment

OYA MASELA... SAILENTI MESEJI SENTI!

Oya masela inakuwaje hapo kwa fasi ya kitaa? Ama nini? Kipande hii mia arifu. Kama vipi tupige dauni mastori moo ya yule misi bomba wa mwaka huu na almasi ambaye alikula za uso pale Lidazi daadeki.

Kilinukaje? Unaleta nyodo kwa watoto wa mbwa? Utakula mayai viza fasta arifu.

Unamanya kwamba wanaokupaisha…

Added by GLOBAL on October 23, 2014 at 9:23am — 2 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 23, 2014 at 8:30am — No Comments

RAHA NA KARAHA BIA YA SITA!

Kwa wanywaji wazuri wa bia, chupa ya kwanza huwa haileti hisia yoyote. Mnywaji humaliza chupa hiyo bila kuona matokeo yoyote zaidi ya kupoza koo. Na mara nyingi huwa mkimya, pengine huwa anasoma gazeti lake au kwa siku hizi anawasiliana na ndugu na jamaa kupitia simu yake.

Baada ya kumaliza chupa ya pili…

Added by GLOBAL on October 22, 2014 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 16, 2014 at 9:02am — 1 Comment

OYA MWANA JEMBE LA KIANGAZI HALIFAI MASIKA!

Masela inakuwa nini arifu? Kuna kwikwi? Haina kwere chaliiangu. Kipande hiyo mambo mpeto? Hapo kwa fasi ya griini siti Mbeya vipi? Mwanangu Mwaibale hapo eyapoti Songwe shwari? Hapa chuma kipo kamili yaani timu ya taifa hasaaa…barida! Kaa humu wewe upate udambwidambwi!

Ebana masela wangu kuna mchongo f’lani hivi naona kama unakozi mastresi kinomanoma kwa masistaduu. Ngoja nikunong’oneze wenyewe wasinisikie wakanimaindi bure au wakanipiga na kitu chenye ncha kali! Siku hizi wanao wapo…

Added by GLOBAL on October 16, 2014 at 3:30am — No Comments

BEBI KUNA MJINGA KANIGONGA!

Timbwili lililotokea juzi, ndiyo lile hasa linaloitwa nguo kuchanika. Maana zilianza ngumi za pande tatu. Ikawa hata haieleweki nani anamtandika nani, kutokana na mkasa mzima, sisi wananchi wema ililazimika tukae pembeni tumekodoa macho, tukiwa hatuelewi tufanye nini.

Sababu ya timbwili hili mimi kama…

Added by GLOBAL on October 15, 2014 at 4:30am — 3 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 14, 2014 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 9, 2014 at 8:57am — 1 Comment

OYA KAZI YA MOYO NI KUSUKUMA DAMU, KUPENDA NI KIHEREHERE CHAKO!

Niaje masela, vidume, maduu na mashori wa kitaa? Saluti kwenu na kwa makiksi wenu. Inakuwaje hapo kwa fasi ya moo tauni? Kipande hii ni mpango. Ama nini? Basi barida arifu.

Ebana eeh… hivi kuna uhusiano wowote wa jina la shori na uzuri wake? Aisee kwa eji yangu sijawahi kumingo na shori mbaya kwa maana ya…

Added by GLOBAL on October 9, 2014 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 8, 2014 at 8:52am — 2 Comments

MKE WANGU ANGEIKUTA ILE SIMU

Baada ya kupita miezi kadhaa bila ya kwenda kusali wala kumkumbuka Mungu jamaa yangu siku hiyo roho ikaanza kumsuta. Basi Jumamosi karudi nyumbani mapema akawa na mkewe wanaangalia TV mpaka mkewe akawa anashangaa na kumuuliza, “Vipi unaumwa?” Jamaa akajibu, “Hapana mimi mzima kabisa, ila tu nataka kulala mapema…

Added by GLOBAL on October 8, 2014 at 3:30am — 2 Comments

KATUNI

Added by GLOBAL on October 2, 2014 at 9:12am — No Comments

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POLISI KUPAMBANA NA WANAHABARI, WAFUASI WA CHADEMA NANI ALAUMIWE?

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 11 Replies

Jeshi la Polisi likiwa na silaha pamoja na mbwa, Septemba 18, mwaka huu limepambana na wafuasi wa Chadema na wanahabari waliofika katika Makao Makuu ya Jeshi la Polisi jijini Dar kufuatilia tukio la Mwenyekiti wa Chadema Taifa, Freeman Mbowe…

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KIU YA WATANZANIA NI IPI, SERIKALI MBILI AU TATU?

Started by Global Publishers Ltd in Siasa. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 28 Replies

Kitendawili kilichopo katika taifa leo kwa sasa ni juu ya serikali ngapi zinafaa kuelekea kupata Katiba Mpya, Serikali mbili au Serikali tatu?TOA MAONI YAKO HAPA!

Tags: katiba, siasa

JUAN MATA KUTUA MANCHESTER UNITED ATASIADIA KULETA MATOKEO BORA BAADA YA TIMU KUSUASUA?

Started by GLOBAL in Burudani. Last reply by mark gibson on Thursday. 88 Replies

Juan Mata anataraji kutua Manchester United akitokea klabu ya Chelsea ya…

KUKAMATWA WATANZANIA NA MADAWA YA KULEVYA KILA MARA, TATIZO NI NINI?

Started by GLOBAL in Habari. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 45 Replies

VITENDO VYA KUKAMATWA WATANZANIA NA MADAWA YA KULEVYA KWA SASA VIMEZOELEKA. KATIKA NCHI MBALIMBALI WATANZANIA WAMEKUWA WAKIKAMATWA KWA UBEBAJI WA MADAWA HAYO. JE, TATIZO NI NINI? NA NINI KIFANYIKE?

Tags: MARA, TATIZO, NI, NINI?, KILA

JESHI LA POLISI KUTOA MILIONI 100 KWA ATAKAYEWEZESHA KUPATIKANA WAHALIFU WANAOMWAGIA WATU TINDIKALI NI KWAMBA LIMESHINDWA KAZI?

Started by GLOBAL in Maisha. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 74 Replies

Kamanda wa Jeshi la Polisi Kanda Maalumu ya Dar es Salaam.Jeshi la Polisi…

SIMBA SC WAMTUPIA VIRAGO JUMA KASEJA

Started by GLOBAL in Burudani. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 12 Replies

TIMU ya Simba SC leo imetangaza rasmi kuachana na mlinda mlango wake mahiri, Juma…

JE, NI SAHII KWA JESHI LA POLISI KULIPUA MABOMU WAKATI WANANCHI WAKIAGA MIILI YA WENZAO?

Started by GLOBAL in Siasa. Last reply by mark gibson 13 hours ago. 36 Replies

Juzi (Jumanne) polisi walilipua mabomu ya machozi kuwatawanya wafuasi wa Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA) waliokuwa wamekusanyika katika Viwanja vya Soweto jijini Arusha kwa ajili ya kuaga miili ya wenzao watatu waliopoteza maisha katika…

UKIMYA WA VYOMBO VYA DOLA KUTOA TAARIFA ZA MATUKIO YA MAUAJI NA UTEKAJI NI ISHARA KUWA WANAHUSIKA?

Started by GLOBAL in Habari. Last reply by mark gibson yesterday. 20 Replies

Absalom Kibanda akiwa ICU.USIKU wa Jumanne ya Machi 5 kuamkia Machi…

Tags: UTEKAJI, NA, MAUAJI, NI, ISHARA

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